In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini Skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too [...]

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A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and [...]

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A beautiful young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, “Oh Santa, please stay.”
Santa replies, “HO HO HO! Gotta [...]

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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, “Honey, before you leave, please let me explain.”
The wife stopped to listen. He continued, “I was [...]

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A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she has had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny she likes her men to be rough, tough and selfish.
The next week the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed [...]

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white [...]

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A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.
“I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.”
“OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?”
“I’m not going to tell you that!” [...]

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, [...]

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A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they’re both doctors. After an hour, the man says, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.”
The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. [...]

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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. [...]

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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of colorful leather rags. His legs are bare and he is without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
He sits [...]

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One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your [...]

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A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken.
The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood.
She can’t find it so she looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy [...]

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A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the [...]

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