One day Tim decides to visit his old friend Joe who has been married to this beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that there is a long line of men standing outside Joe’s door.
After a few inquires he learnes that Joe’s wife is having sex with these [...]

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When [...]

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The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?”
Little Stevie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette.” The teacher nodded, and [...]

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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she [...]

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A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
“The boy may try to kiss you — it will feel good, but don’t do it. He may try to go up your skirt — but don’t let him. He may try to take your clothes off — but don’t do [...]

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Three guys are walking down the street one day, when they come on a whore house. They decide to go inside.
When they get to the counter, the lady says, “It’s $5 for sex.”
The first man turns to his buddies and says, “Do ya’ll have any money?” They say no, so he reaches into his pocket [...]

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and dad?” and she replied, “They’re up in bed.”
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma “Where’s Mom and Dad?” and she [...]

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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
“I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men [...]

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A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?”
The gentlemen responded, “Well, twice [...]

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At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
“What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?”
“Well, I guess you’d just have [...]

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A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to [...]

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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get [...]

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Mrs. Philbert is teaching her class about multiple-syllable words. Little Johnny is in the back of the classroom, bored as usual.
“Now words like bike, cheese and shoe only have one syllable. Does anyone have an example of a word with 2 or more syllables?”
Little Johnny raises a hand and is called on. He stands up [...]

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Three guys are walking down the beach, when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. The first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says, “What will we name the child?”
The guy freaks and runs away. So the second guy goes over to her and starts [...]

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It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with [...]

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