One day Tim decides to visit his old friend Joe who has been married to this beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that there is a long line of men standing outside Joe’s door.
After a few inquires he learnes that Joe’s wife is having sex with these men.
Confused, Tim goes in to talk to his friend Joe. He asks Joe, “Man, why don’t you just divorce this unfaithful wife of yours?”
Joe says, “Are you out of your mind! You want me to divorce her and go stand at the end of the line?”

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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver’s window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “Yes, officer?”
“What are you doing?” the policeman asked.
“What does it look like?” answered the young man. “I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, “And what is she doing?”
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting.”
“And how old are you?” the officer then asked the young man.
“I’m nineteen,” he replied.
“And how old is she?” asked the officer.
The young man looked at his watch and said, “Well, in about twelve minutes she’ll be eighteen.”

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A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangalist comes on and promises to heal the sick.
“If only you would pray with him and place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area.”
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch and his wife says “Gee honey He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!”

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations.
When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”

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