At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
“What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?”
“Well, I guess you’d just have to use your other hand to write with.”
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There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman at a bar and that night they had their own meeting.
While they were having sex, she was yelling, “TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX.” He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went to play golf with the men after the meeting. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, “TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX !”
They looked at him and said, “what do you mean wrong hole?”
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