Archive for September, 2006
Posted in September 28th, 2006
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white [...]
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Posted in September 27th, 2006
Strengths: Made for double penetration. Great flexibility and angles.
Weaknesses: Jerky start. Very heavy to move. Both heads move simultaneously - it would be better if they moved independently.
How often are you going to find twins to get fucked by machines?! Cali and Cherish weren’t much for conversation, and in fact weren’t able to handle [...]
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Posted in September 21st, 2006
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.
“I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.”
“OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?”
“I’m not going to tell you that!” [...]
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Posted in September 13th, 2006
A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and “with a vacuum pump on his penis”, Channel 4 reports. The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter [...]
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Posted in September 10th, 2006
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, [...]
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Posted in September 9th, 2006
Posted in September 8th, 2006
TWISTYS TREAT OF THE MONTH - Miss September 2006
An Interview With Shay Laren:
Hi!
I’m Shay Laren, Twistys Treat of the Month for September. Although some of you may recognize me as a former Penthouse Pet, this is my first time working with Twistys. I can’t tell you how excited and happy I am that my Twistys [...]
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Posted in September 6th, 2006
Great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton; great-niece of Conrad Hilton Jr., the first husband of Elizabeth Taylor. Announced she would live on a farm for a new fish-out-of-water “reality” show called “The Simple Life” (2003). Popularity skyrocketed after a homemade sex video between her and ex- boyfriend Rick Salomon (Shannen Doherty’s estranged husband) scattered all [...]
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Posted in September 1st, 2006
A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they’re both doctors. After an hour, the man says, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.”
The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. [...]
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