Archive for August, 2006
Posted in August 31st, 2006
Meet Ms. Jenna Jameson.
Jenna cums to us from Las Vegas, Nevada where anything goes – that’s why it’s nicknamed Sin City. Sin City is an appropriate home for Jenna, since sin is exactly what Jenna and her DD’s were made for. This blonde bombshell loves the hardcore – from fetish sets to threesomes.
There are 132 [...]
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Posted in August 30th, 2006
Hours and hours of porn dvd viewing - no special downloads, no per minute fees - watch what you want, when you want, over and over and over again. There’s something for everyone including videos from Jill Kelly Productions, Adam and Eve, Red Light District, Elegant Angel and so many more!!! Searchable videos and pictures, [...]
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Posted in August 28th, 2006
Woman dragges man on a cart:
Novel Form Of Torture
Other variant, in a boat:
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Posted in August 28th, 2006
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. [...]
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Posted in August 26th, 2006
Posted in August 26th, 2006
Real posts from one forum
She:
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Posted in August 25th, 2006
Strengths: Will fuck two girls at once while they make out.
Weaknesses: Can only be used with two girls if sitting in an upright position. Stroke is not adjustable and is too long for anal use.
Fuckingmachines! Sex at 350RPM. The only hard fucking site where you don’t have to put up with guys’ hairy asses in [...]
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Posted in August 24th, 2006
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of colorful leather rags. His legs are bare and he is without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
He sits [...]
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Posted in August 23rd, 2006
TWISTYS TREAT OF THE MONTH - Miss August 2006
An Interview With Amy Reid:
Hi! I’m Amy Reid, Twistys Treat of the Month for August. I’m really happy to be chosen as Treat of the Month! I had my Twistys debut a few months ago, and I’ve heard such great things about Twistys members and I’m honored [...]
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Posted in August 22nd, 2006
One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your [...]
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Posted in August 22nd, 2006
Picture courtesy by Fuckingmachines
What she want to do with this small toy?
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Posted in August 21st, 2006
Posted in August 21st, 2006
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken.
The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood.
She can’t find it so she looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy [...]
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Posted in August 20th, 2006
Strengths: A monster of a robot. Fuckzilla will carry various smaller fuckingmachines. Weaknesses: None that we can think of.
Beautiful women get screwed at speeds up to 350 RPM. You will never see another site like this one! All original photos and videos on custom made mechanical fucking machines. Also features sybian sex.
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Posted in August 19th, 2006
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the [...]
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