A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.”
“Yeah right, you’ve got to be shitting me!” the man says.
“No, that’s the price,” the salesman says, “Do you want [...]

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Notes
Strengths: The most advanced vibrator in existance.
Genuinely sends women absolutely crazy.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t fuck them hard.

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This modernized rebuild of the Intruder is the ultimate in crank-based fucking machine technology. With a DC motor driving a lead-screw-based crank adjustment, this baby will do 0 to 7 inch stroke in six seconds flat. And with its high speed 500 RPM motor, you can bring it from a power depth fuck right down [...]

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The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
has to work hard;
has to work at great depths;
has to work upside down;
has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
has to work in a high humidity environment;
has to work at high temperatures;
does not get weekends and holidays off;
does not get time [...]

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Notes
Strengths: Yoga-like relaxing pussy massage.
Can be held by the model herself if necessary.
Weaknesses: Not very visually appealing since it only rotates.

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A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
“Isn’t there some way to judge the size of a man’s equipment from the outside?” she [...]

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Notes
Strengths: Very versatile and maneuverable.
Will fuck as fast as any woman is likely to want.
Great anally.
Weaknesses: Small stroke of 1”.

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USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, “What trip?”
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Q. What do men and pantyhose [...]

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”
His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate [...]

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She get inspired for this shoot after watching a documentary about Africa.
Free picture gallery
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of [...]

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