Archive for June, 2006
Posted in June 29th, 2006
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Posted in June 27th, 2006
So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone’s front lawn.”Look”, he shouts, “What are those dogs doing? Are they fighting?” The passenger, [...]
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Posted in June 27th, 2006
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Strengths: Needs no electricity so it’s excellent when used with water. Its size, light weight, and solid construction make it very durable, portable and easy to use.
Weaknesses: Can only be used with the girl in an upright position .
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Posted in June 26th, 2006
Her favorite fruit is the banana.
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Posted in June 24th, 2006
Saturday morning …
Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.’Hello?’, says a little girl’s voice.
‘Hi, honey, it’s Daddy’, says [...]
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Posted in June 23rd, 2006
Even out on the lake, Asya trys to make it exciting. She is not good at rowing a boat but I am good at other things!
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Posted in June 22nd, 2006
After her husbands checkup, a woman was called into the doctors office. The doctor told her, “Your husband has a serious disease. There are several things you’ll have to do for him, or he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him. Make him a nutritious lunch for work, [...]
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Posted in June 21st, 2006
Sweet Asya loves to dance to American dance music totally naked and show herself off for the camera.
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Posted in June 21st, 2006
Asya is a very open minded girl from Russia. She is a funny girl who likes to try new things and she admit to having a little exbitionist side. She has a personal website and takes pleasure in taking new pictures and making videos for this site.
You can go to her site and even take [...]
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Posted in June 19th, 2006
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea.The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?”
She said that she did.
He asked, “Does it hurt you?”
She said no.
The Doctor then told her, “Well, then, [...]
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Posted in June 12th, 2006
Becky and Aaron were both 18 years old, and they were both virgins. It wasn’t because they were unattractive; they were both just shy and a little afraid of sex. In fact, Becky was incredibly attractive, and she had definitely had her fair share of guys attempting to have sex with her! But she had [...]
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Posted in June 12th, 2006
(By Titmowse)
If Nina had to hear the shrieking voice of her boss one more time this day, well, it wouldn’t be pretty.
She knew what the problem was with that bitch of a boss. The woman’s husband was hot for Nina. She could see it in his eyes every time he was at the store. He’d [...]
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Posted in June 11th, 2006
To My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It’s too late - 15 [...]
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Posted in June 11th, 2006
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
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Posted in June 11th, 2006
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday.”I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, [...]
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